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Portable Motorcycle Ramp - $40 (Simi Valley)
condition:
excellent
make / manufacturer:
Duralast
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This portable ramp came as a pair. It's the type of shit you buy when you gotta take your 2003 Buick Hippopotamus and hike that shit up high enough in the air that you can change her oil. The specs are on the side of the ramp (if you kill yourself on this setup, that's on you; I can't save you.) I paid $120 or less for both rampa and then banged out $2000 in labor on that fat fuck of a sedan. The ramps paid for themselves--fuck it; they paid ME for having them around. I made money BACK to myself because of this ramp because of the savings. Then, a dark day came for these ramps: My stepbrother "borrowed" one of the ramps so he could buy a Hayabusa, load it into the back of his Silverado, and take it home.
I don"t have a Silverado, I don't have a beige bundle of big-assery anymore, and I don't even have two fucking ramps. This is why I gotta sell the other ramp.
This ramp has no dings, no dents, and no dumbass performed off of it. This ramp is strictly business; neckties and firm handshakes. This ramp is a godsend to a responsible adult with:
- A motorcycle
- A pickup truck
- And basic self-preservation
If you can handle the responsibility of a single motorcycle ramp, hit me up. If you can't, then I'll still sell it to you, but with a fuckload of "plausible deniability". If you don't know what "plausible deniability" means, then you're not ready for this ramp. You're not even ready to do sketchy shit with your life, and I will not be an accessory on your way to discover the ways of sketchiness and plausible deniability (but it'll change your life when you learn what that shit means.) At the end of the day it's just a ramp. I'm not running background checks or "candidate compatibility". It's just a ramp.
Step right up. Don't be scared. Feel free to even say, "Hi, is this still available?" If you want this ramp, you will get this ramp.